Top 5 Funniest Movies of 2004

When it comes to good comedy movies 2004 was a phenomenal year with plenty of gut-busting funny films to keep audiences howling. Not only were live action movies providing the laughs, but companies like Pixar and Dreamworks were providing plenty of humor as well, and some of the best animated movies of all time cracked this list. Here are my picks for the top 5 funniest movies of 2004:

5 – Shrek 2 – When the original Shrek movie came out in 2001 it surprised everyone in the industry with its incredible box office take, and for the first time Pixar had some real competition in the animated movie business. With the enormous success of Shrek it was a no-brainer to put out a follow-up film, and no one was surprised when Shrek 2 was announced. What was surprising was the quality of the film. With the addition of Antonio Banderas as Puss in Boots, and John Cleese and Julie Andrews as the king and queen the superlative voice acting from the first film was amazingly improved upon in the sequel. Plenty of humor here for kids and adults alike, and audiences filled theaters in droves. When the dust settled the film was the largest grossing animated film of all time, and currently ranks 4th all time in domestic box office receipts.

4 – Shaun of the Dead – You wouldn’t expect a zombie movie to show up on a list of funny movies, but this isn’t your average zombie flick. The always amusing Simon Pegg stars alongside his usual sidekick Nick Frost as a slacker who is trying to win back his ex-girlfriend, and ends up in a fight for his life against a community of cannibalistic walking dead. Whether you are a fan of this horror sub-genre or not you will have a hard time not enjoying this film, and you’ll find yourself biting your cheeks to keep from laughing even as people are getting slaughtered on screen.

3 – The Incredibles – A second animated film on this list of funny movies shows just how popular this genre has become. The Incredibles is another in a long string of hits from Pixar and features superb voice acting by the likes of Craig T. Nelson, Holly Hunter, Samuel L. Jackson and Jason Lee. This spoof of superhero movies has plenty of action, but the dialog and the situational comedy is so good that it comes off more as a comedy film than an action movie. Not only is The Incredibles a hilarious movie, but in my opinion is one of the best Pixar films to date.

2 – Napoleon Dynamite – While this movie is odd and won’t be everyone’s cup of tea, if you have an off the wall sense of humor then you will likely find this movie hilarious. Jon Heder stars in the title role as Napoleon, a high school senior who is trying to help his friend Pedro win the class presidency, all the while dealing with a completely bizarre family life. The premise might not sound funny at all, but the dialog and the small sub-plots just keep the laughs coming.

1 – Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy – Will Ferrell has been one of the hottest commodities in Hollywood in any genre over the past 10 years, and though his recent film Land of the Lost is getting some critical bashing, back in 2004 he had audiences in stitches with his portrayal of network anchorman Ron Burgundy. Though the movie, like most of Ferrell’s films, has some over the top stupid humor there are plenty of genuine funny parts along the way, and a supporting cast that includes Steve Carell, Paul Rudd and Christina Applegate provides Ferrell with plenty of help in the humor department.

Top 10 Mightiest Warriors of Fantasy Fiction

Almost every standalone fantasy novel or epic fantasy series on the market has two main ingredients: a system of magic that defies the physical rules of our own world, and an overarching storyline that depicts the battle of good vs. evil. Beyond those two commonalities fantasy novels are usually vastly different from one another, especially in this day and age where editors are increasingly insistent upon seeing a fresh take on the genre. However, no matter what direction these stories take more often than not they seem to have one further similarity – a deadly warrior that is all but unstoppable with a sword and shield in hand. Often these characters are so memorable and so fun to read about they actually upstage the protagonists in many stories. Here are my picks for the top 10 fantasy novel warriors:

10 – Caramon Majere – Dragonlance – The twin brother of the ambitious young mage Raistlin Majere, Caramon could not be more different than his sibling. Physically powerful, handsome, and lacking in brains where Raistlin is frail, gaunt, and fiercely intelligent, Caramon, despite his mental shortcomings is a force of nature in battle, and woe to anyone – human or draconian – that stands in front of him.

9 – Gregor Clegane – A Song of Ice and Fire – Not all of fantasy’s mightiest warriors have been on the good side. Ser Gregor Clegane, also known as The Mountain That Rides, is 8 feet of muscle and meanness, and is one of many sociopaths in George R.R. Martin’s classic epic fantasy series. His battle with the Red Viper (Oberyn Martell) in A Storm of Swords was one of the best duels in fantasy fiction history.

8 – Mandorallen – The Belgariad – David Eddings, though a great character writer, has a habit of making his characters seem a little too invincible. As a result the reader doesn’t necessarily feel the characters are in jeopardy even when they face overwhelming odds. From Sparhawk to Belgarath to the irascible Prince Kheldar Edding’s characters move from one deadly situation to another, never missing the opportunity to deliver a droll one-liner even as they are dispatching legions of enemies. One character in his novels, however, stands apart in terms of his sheer prowess and invincibility – Mandorallen, the Baron of Vo Mandor. The self-proclaimed mightiest knight on life is a one man wrecking crew, and can deal equal devastation with either lance or sword. He laughs in the face of fear (literally), and despite his romantic nature and his decided lack of mental acuity he is definitely not someone you’d want to see charging across the battlefield at you.

7 – Boromir – The Lord of the Rings – No list of the top 10 fantasy warriors would be complete without at least one entry from The Lord of the Rings. Boromir is both powerful and passionate, and though his heart is corrupted by covetousness he atones for his weakness before his death by battling hordes of orcs, fighting on despite the arrows feathering his body in a vain attempt to save Pippin and Merry from capture.

6 – Kelsier – Mistborn – Kelsier, or The Survivor of Hathsin is unique on this list in that he uses his inherent magical ability in concert with his tremendous fighting skills to deal damage to his enemies. Using the power of allomancy, Kelsier confounds his opponents, pushing and pulling off bits of metal to fly like the air like a superhero. Author Brandon Sanderson does a masterful job of describing Kelsier’s battle scenes, and his battle with the steel inquisitor in Mistborn: The Final Empire is absolutely spine-tingling.

5 – Brienne of Tarth – A Song of Ice and Fire – Though they are certainly in the vast majority, males are not the only mighty warriors in epic fantasy novels. Many female characters have done some scintillating swordwork of their own, and the hulking Brienne of Tarth is arguably the most deadly of the so-called fairer sex. Brienne not only beat the vaunted Knight of Flowers (Loras Tyrell) in Renly’s tourney, but also battled Ser Jaime Lannister, arguably the greatest swordsman in the realm to a draw before the duel was interrupted by Vargo Hoat and his Bloody Mummers. Brienne is certainly no beauty, but there can be no disputing her prowess in battle.

4 – Saltheart Foamfollower – The Chronicles of Thomas Covenant the Unbeliever – Not all warriors are male, and not all are human. Saltheart Foamfollower is the giant friend to Thomas Covenant, a staunch ally with frightening physical strength and determination in battle. Corrupted by an unholy bloodlust Saltheart Foamfollower literally tears his enemies limb from limb with his bare hands, and none can stand before him when he is berserk. Much like Boromir, Saltheart Foamfollower is one of the most conflicted characters on this list, and writer Stephen Donaldson has created one of the most believable and multi-dimensional supporting characters in any genre.

3 – A’Lan Mandragoran – The Wheel of Time – Hard and unyielding with a mission of personal vengeance so single-minded it is frightening, A’Lan Mandragoran is honor, competence, and deadliness personified. Strong, fearless and shockingly fast this uncrowned king of Malkier was given a sword when still in the cradle, and his ongoing battle to avenge his dead homeland is chilling in its intensity, and Trollocs and Myrdraal fall like wheat before the scythe of his sword. In my opinion this character is the late Robert Jordan’s greatest literary creation, and I look forward to seeing how Brandon Sanderson will bring Lan’s story to a close.

2 – Garet Jax – The Wishsong of Shannara – Speed kills, and this is proven definitely in the case of Garet Jax, the mysterious almost ninja-like protector of Jair Ohmsford in Terry Brooks’ The Wishsong of Shannara who is little more than mist as he dances through his enemies, short swords flicking gracefully as he leaves a trail of bodies in his wake. Seemingly unstoppable Garet Jax finally finds a worthy opponent in the Jachyra, the same creature responsible for the death of the druid Allanon. Unfortunately we don’t get to read the full battle scene, but Brooks does a masterful job of leaving this epic battle to the imagination of his readers.

1 – Aragorn – Lord of the Rings – Can there be any other choice for the number one spot on a list of the greatest warriors of fantasy fiction. One of the greatest fictional characters in any genre this Ranger who would return to claim his crown as king is both noble and flawed, deadly and tender, and with his sword Anduril: Flame of the West in his hand there are none in the realm of Middle Earth who can stand before him. With Aragorn, the legendary J.R.R. Tolkien created a peerless warrior that would become the mold for literally hundreds of memorable characters from some of the greatest fantasy novels of all time.

Best TV Shows on DVD – Top 50 Series on Disc

When coming up with this list of the best TV shows on DVD I used a few different criteria. First and foremost is the quality of the shows themselves. Some (but not all) would be counted by television critics as being among the best TV shows of all time. Others, though not so acclaimed, have gained a cult following over the years that has made them more popular on DVD than they ever were while they were on the air. Many of the shows on the list are ones that you can seemingly watch over and over again without tiring of them. You will notice some of the best sitcoms ever made on this list. Comedy shows have an advantage over drama in this regard, as we worry less about the ending and more about the laughs we get throughout. Overall I think I’ve come up with a fairly balanced list. I hope you enjoy the read, and feel free to note any omissions you think I’ve made in the comments below:

50 – Oz – As gritty and as hard hitting as it gets on a television show. HBO, as always pushes the boundaries, and comes up with another winner. J.K. Simmons of Spiderman and Juno fame is just one of the many talented actors in this prison drama.

49 – Gilligan’s Island – Though it only had a short run this 60s classic starring Bob Denver as Gilligan is a true comedy classic. Whether you are to young to have seen the series, or you want to take a nostalgic walk down memory lane you should pick up this DVD set.

48 – Dallas – I’ll admit that I never got the furor over this hugely popular 80s show. However, I can’t deny that it is one of the most acclaimed nighttime soap operas of all time, and rarely has television had a bigger cliffhanger question than “Who shot J.R.?”. If you were a fan of the show back in the day relive the vicious interplay between J.R., Bobby, Sue Ellen, Pam and Cliff with the cutthroat Texas oil industry as a backdrop.

47 – Happy Days – Another sitcom favorite from the 70s and 80s. This one is still being released on DVD, but you can follow the early adventures of Richie, Joannie, Potside, Ralph and of course The Fonz in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. I’m looking forward to seeing Fonzie jump the shark in his leather jacket, that crucial moment where the series peaked and was never as good again.

46 – Dragnet – One of the most popular cop shows ever made, Dragnet, starring Jack Webb as the iconic Sgt. Joe Friday has gained cult status over the years. Later made into a major motion picture starring Dan Akroyd and Tom Hanks, this show has one of the best TV theme songs ever.

45 – Sex and the City – Another nighttime soap that pushed the boundaries of television during its time. Hugely popular, especially among women, the show didn’t pull any punches when dealing with the issue of sex. As funny as it was shocking it also made the transition to the big screen. If you missed this show on the first go-around, definitely pick up the DVDs to see what all the fuss is about.

44 – The Muppets – Okay, this is a bit of a nostalgic choice for me, but if you have kids then having this set on DVD is a must. One of the best TV shows for kids ever, and despite its age you can rest assured that your children will enjoy Kermit, Miss Piggy, Animal, Fozzy Bear and Gonzo just as much as you did as a kid.

43 – Married… With Children – Though HBO is clearly the leader in cutting edge television, Fox is king when it comes to pushing the envelope on network television. This trend was started with their hilarious 90s sitcom Married… With Children. The Bundy family is arguably the most dysfunctional in television history, and Al Bundy in particular is one of TV’s most iconic characters. Buy, don’t rent the DVDs for this one. I promise you’ll be watching them over and over again.

42 – Buffy the Vampire Slayer – This is another series that I personally never got into. However, legions of fans have proven that maybe I don’t have the best taste. Creator Joss Whedon, who is now working on the very cool show Dollhouse. Sarah Michelle Gellar’s Buffy is one of the most iconic heroines perhaps ever, and her portrayal helped launch her semi-successful big screen career.

41 – M*A*S*H – When it comes to the best TV sitcoms ever made, this war time comedy has to be in the conversation. Based on the 1970 movie of the same title the show followed the antics of Hawkeye, Trapper, Frank Burns, Radar, Klinger, Hot Lips and more as they dealt with the intense pressure of running a hospital in the middle of the Korean War. The series finale was the most watched finale of all time, and from the first episode to the last the show was always of the highest quality.

40 – Cheers – One of the best TV shows of the 80s in any genre, Cheers did the impossible, keeping us entertained through an incredible 270 episodes while almost never leaving the confines of their tiny Boston bar. This feat is a tribute to the incredible talents of the show’s writers who managed to keep the plots fresh and the dialog witty between Sam, Diane, Cliff, Norm, Coach, Woody and Carla for 11 full seasons.

39 – Moonlighting – Before Bruce Willis became a huge action star in the Die Hard series of movies he was cracking audiences up as the irreverent private detective David Addison, who starred aside Cybill Shepherd’s Maddie in this comedy/drama/mystery/romance about an unlikely pair who team up to form a surprisingly successful private detective agency.

38 – Frasier – The most decorated TV sitcom of all time, this spin-off of the Cheers franchise was arguably more popular than the legendary comedy series that spawned it. The acting of both Kelsey Grammer (Frasier) and David Hyde Pierce (Niles) is superlative, and this show never seemed to have a dud episode in any of its 11 seasons.

37 – Undeclared – Yes, I know it only lasted one season, but most people unfortunately missed this 2001 comedy classic series. Created by Judd Apatow, who has gone on to huge success on the big screen producing such hits as Anchorman, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Superbad and Pineapple Express Apatow showed his brilliance first on the small screen with this cool little show about life as a college freshman.

36 – Deadwood – HBO strikes again, this time with a tale of the old west. However, this particular tale is world’s different from Gunsmoke or any of your dad’s old westerns. Though Timothy Olyphant as Sheriff Seth Bullock is the main character, it is Ian McShane as the dastardly barman Al Swearengen who steals the show. As with most HBO productions the acting is fantastic and the sets would look at home in any big budget Hollywood movie. Sadly, it only lasted 3 seasons, but during that time was one of the best shows on television.

35 – Futurama – You want to talk about shows that have a cult following. Though creator Matt Groening is far more famous for his massive animated hit TV show The Simpsons many fans consider this futuristic comedy his best work. The show only aired from 1999 to 2003, but DVD sales were so massive that Fox decided to bring the show back, even managing to sign all the original voice actors. Bender fans rejoice, Futurama returns to Fox in 2010.

34 – The Office – This particular selection is a bit unique on the list of the best TV shows on DVD as you have both a British and an American version to choose from. The original version is arguably one of the best British sitcoms ever made, and stars the hilarious Ricky Gervais in the lead role. Though it only lasted 12 episodes, plus 2 Christmas episodes it spawned the American version of the show, which has gone on to be one of the most popular shows on TV over the first 5 seasons of its existence.

33 – The West Wing – This show might not be everyone’s cup of tea, but if you like political drama then this is about as good as it gets. Martin Sheen is brilliant as President Jed Bartlett, and his supporting cast is just as good. Arguably the best show on network television during its peak The West Wing is a must have for the DVD collection if you are a fan of the genre.

32 – The Andy Griffith Show – Where are all those good ol’ fashioned values on which we used to rely? Pick up the DVDs for The Andy Griffith Show and you’ll see soon enough. Return to Mayberry with Sheriff Andy Taylor (Andy Griffith), Opie Taylor (Ron Howard) and the goofy but lovable Deputy Barney Fife (Don Knotts). As far away from today’s irreverent sitcoms as it gets, this classic show proves that TV can still be funny without resorting to crude humor.

31 – Twin Peaks – There seems to be a trend here. Twin Peaks was yet another show that didn’t have a long run. However, though it only lasted 30 episodes in total, this bizarre creation by creator David Lynch managed to acquire a cult following, anxious to follow the exploits of FBI agent Dale Cooper (Kyle MacLachlan) as he attempts to solve the mystery of who killed Laura Palmer?

30 – Sanford and Son – Redd Foxx is one of the funniest comedians of all time, so there is little surprise that his 1970s comedy classic Sanford and Son would be among the funniest TV shows ever made. Foxx makes sarcasm an art form in this classic show about the contentious relationship between a man and his son as they try to run a junk dealership without killing each other.

29 – Saturday Night Live – Arguably the best variety show on TV, this late night comedy sketch show has been entertaining audiences for more than 3 decades. It has launched the career of countless movie stars, including Chevy Chase, Bill Murray, Dan Akroyd, Steve Martin, Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy and many, many more. Not only are the complete early seasons available on DVD, but you can also get “best of” DVDs of many of the show’s actors including Will Ferrell, Chris Farley and Christopher Walken.

28 – Star Trek – Trekkies out there might protest that their show deserves to be higher. Perhaps it does, but I never got into the whole Star Trek phenomenon, so on my list it only makes the middle of the pack. The DVD set of the original series is now available with all new special effects. Purists might howl with outrage, but personally I think the updated effects make the show better, and are probably what Gene Roddenberry intended, if only he had the technological tools to work with at the time.

27 – The Honeymooners – What would a best TV shows list be without this iconic sitcom from the 50s. Only 39 episodes in length the show, starring Jackie Gleason and Art Carney would basically launch the TV sitcom. For anyone who likes classic old TV shows this DVD set is a must for the collection.

26 – Gunsmoke – For a lot of people reading this list this classic TV western was likely your dad’s (or perhaps your grandpa’s) favorite TV show. James Arness stars as Marshall Matt Dillon who is charged with keeping the peace in the roughest town in the wild west: Dodge City. The show had an incredible run between 1955 and 1975, airing more than 600 episodes in that time.

25 – Six Feet Under – One of the best, if unheralded shows on television in the first half of the 2000s, this quirky show about a family running a funeral home has a little of everything. Plenty of dark comedy, drama, romance, and even a smidge of action thrown in from time to time. Michael C. Hall who is now setting the screen on fire with the hit show Dexter co-stars. If you are looking for something refreshingly different from the usual network crap definitely pick up this series.

24 – 24 – It seemed appropriate to put this adrenaline fueled action show at number 24 on the list. Kiefer Sutherland’s Jack Bauer has become one of TV’s best loved characters in recent memory. Dedicated to a fault, conflicted, and torn between country and family obligations, Jack Bauer is one of TV’s most believable characters. The show itself is spectacular, using a plot device where every episode represents one hour of real time in a 24 hour crisis. Once you start watching the DVDs you won’t be able to stop. The only reason I didn’t score this show higher (besides the 24 at number 24) is the show doesn’t really loan itself to watching more than once. Of course you can always rent the DVDs, but I don’t recommend owning them unless you want them for collecting, rather than watching, purposes.

23 – Family Guy – Like South Park this animated comedy often pushes far beyond the boundaries of good taste, and some viewers will certainly be offended by the subject matter. Despite that, it is certainly among the funniest shows on television today. Peter Griffin, Lois, Chris, Meg, Stewie and Brian all deliver non-stop laughs. Like Futurama, Family Guy is another case where Fox canceled a show and eventually brought it back due to the incredible DVD sales.

22 – My So Called Life – One of the best teen shows of any era, this show starring a young Claire Danes had only a 19 episode run. During that time it established a huge cult following, and is considered one of the most accurate representations of teenage life ever shown on television.

21 – Black Adder – The British folks in the crowd are probably grumbling that this comedy classic doesn’t rank higher on the list. Rowan Atkinson, before he became an international sensation as the goofy Mr. Bean, starred in this unique era-spanning comedy that follows several Edmund Blackadders through generations spanning from the middle ages all the way through to World War I.

20 – The Wire – Another critically acclaimed HBO drama, this one, like Six Feet Under probably escaped the notice of most of the mainstream television-viewing public. That’s a shame because this is an absolutely fantastic show. Fortunately, if you are among the many who missed it the complete series is now available on DVD. For those high def nuts, no the series is not available on Blu-ray yet, but I can’t imagine it will take too long for the network execs to realize what a cash cow they are missing out on.

19 – Planet Earth – More like a miniseries than a conventional television series this spectacular show is arguably the greatest look to date at our planet and the incredible creatures that inhabit it. Originally aired on the BBC the show is now available in a variety of formats. If you have a high definition television then I highly recommend picking up the Blu-ray version. The series was also released on HD-DVD. This format has now been discontinued, but if you are one of the unfortunate early adopters who jumped on board this doomed format you might be able to find a copy on Ebay or Craigslist.

18 – The Shield – With the June DVD release of the 7th and final season, the entire series of The Shield is now available on DVD. Aired on the FX network the show gained enormous popularity during its run, and lead actor Michael Chiklis is fantastic as Detective Vic Mackey in this edgy crime drama.

17 – Monty Python’s Flying Circus – Before John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Michael Palin, Eric Idle and the rest of the gang were entertaining movie audiences with comedy films like Monty Python and the Holy Grail and Life of Brian they were cracking up audiences on the small screen with this bizarre sketch comedy. Only 46 episodes aired in total, but they can be watched over and over again (providing you get the humor).

16 – All in the Family – Probably the most spun-off sitcom of all time, this 70s comedy classic starred the late great Carroll O’Connor as the iconic Archie Bunker. A grouch and a bigot, Bunker doesn’t seem like the type of guy that would be a beloved character, but his true to life, working class attitude rang true with audiences. The show was a smash hit, leading TV ratings for years. The first 6 seasons are already on DVD, but if you are patient there will no doubt be a complete series edition in the years to come.

15 – The X-Files – Along with shows like The Simpsons and Married… With Children this paranormal, sci-fi show really put the Fox Network on the map in the 1990s. David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson star as FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana Scully, who find themselves up against both supernatural entities and government conspiracies. Though the show is now starting to show its age it is still cool to pull out the DVDs, watch the early episodes and see how this show developed into such a pop culture sensation.

14 – Rome – One of the most spectacular undertakings in television history this show trumps many Hollywood movies in terms of its acting, writing and set design. Massive in scope the show is a visual feast, and those who have a Blu-ray player should be prepared to be blown away by the incredible clarity of the picture. Sadly the show was too expensive to keep producing and thus only lasted two seasons, but in my opinion those 2 short seasons are among the best television ever made.

13 – Mystery Science Theater 3000 – If this was a list of the best TV show titles then this one would certainly be in the running for top spot. The plot is just as bizarre as the title. A guy (Mike Nelson) and his two robot friends (Tom Servo & Crow T. Robot) are captured by an evil scientist and forced to watch bad movies. Where does this take place? The Satellite of Love of course. Did I say it was bizarre? Most certainly, but in a good way.

12 – Fawlty Towers – It won’t take you long to work through the entire series of this hilarious British comedy. There were only 12 episodes! It is almost criminal that such a funny show had such a short run. John Cleese is absolutely brilliant as hotel manager Basil Fawlty. Every episode is a crack-up. This is definitely one of those shows you will want to own in your DVD collection rather than rent.

11 – Roots – Arguably the greatest TV miniseries ever made, Roots is a series that everyone should see at least once. Based on the family history of Alex Haley, it depicts an African-American family living in slavery in the United States. The series takes place during some of the most historic points in the country’s history including both the Revolutionary and Civil Wars and Lincoln’s Emancipation Proclamation.

10 – Arrested Development – I exercise my right to personal bias as I enter the top 10 TV shows on DVD. This clever comedy by director Ron Howard didn’t have a large following during its 3 episode arc on Fox, but those who did watch it absolutely loved it. The Bluth family is completely despicable, yet strangely likeable at the same time. An absolutely star-studded cast includes Jason Bateman, Portia de Rossi, Michael Cera, Jeffrey Tambo, and Will Arnett. It is a true shame this series was canceled. The old saying in the entertainment business is “always leave them wanting more”, and it was never more appropriate than in this case. Fortunately for fans of the show an Arrested Development movie is in the works, with all the original cast returning for one last curtain call.

9 – Firefly – Everything Joss Whedon touches seems to turn to gold, from Buffy the Vampire Slayer to Dollhouse. This 2002 sci-fi series in no exception. The show has an absolutely massive following despite only lasting a paltry 14 episodes. There was also a movie based on the series, 2005′s Serenity which is fantastic as well. I highly recommend owning both the TV series and the movie on DVD if you are a science fiction fan as they are definitely worth watching more than once.

8 – Freaks and Geeks – Continuing the trend of TV shows that didn’t last nearly long enough, Freaks and Geeks sets the gold standard in this category. The show was a coming out party for creator Judd Apatow, and was a launching pad for the careers of Seth Rogen, James Franco and Jason Segal, who’ve gone on to star in such hits as Spiderman, Pineapple Express and I Love You Man. The show itself depicts the lives of a group of high school outcasts in the year 1980. If you were in school at this time the show will bring back a lot of memories, and a lot of laughs as well.

7 – I Love Lucy – America’s favorite female sitcom star is every bit as good on DVD as she was back in the days of black and white television. One of the best TV shows of all time in any genre, anybody who likes the classics should own it, and it is available as a complete DVD set containing the full 9 seasons and 194 episodes.

6 – Band of Brothers – Okay, perhaps Roots has some competition for the title of best miniseries. This 10 episode series follows a company of soldiers in the 101st Airborne Division of the US Army during World War II. Perhaps the best depiction of that war ever seen on the small screen.

5 – The Simpsons – If you love to laugh then the best animated show ever made is a must have for your DVD collection. Over the past 2 decades Homer Simpson has become as iconic as Archie Bunker, Ralph Kramden, or fellow animated TV dad Fred Flintstone. With 12 seasons already on DVD and at least 9 more to come you could realistically get by with nothing else in your collection.

4 – Alfred Hitchcock Presents – Though “The Master of Suspense” might be best known for his work on films such as Psycho and Rear Window and North by Northwest he also lent his enormous talent to the small screen as well. Though he did not always direct the episodes his unmistakable fingerprints are all over every episode, and the variety of the show, with humor, tragegy, and of course some mystery and suspense made each episode entertaining and fresh right up to the last.

3 – The Sopranos – Many critics consider this show the best TV show ever made, and I agree that this HBO mobster drama certainly deserves to enter into the conversation. James Gandolfini is absolutely fantastic as patriarch Tony Soprano, and the show is one of those rare dramas that can be watched over and over again because of the sheer quality of the acting.

2 – The Twilight Zone – Forget X-Files, Rod Serling’s classic show about average people coming in contact with the supernatural sets a standard that will likely never again be equaled in the genre. Rod Serling’s signature narrative intros will give you chills up your spine. The best thing about the show is that there were rarely happy endings, which sets it apart from about 99% of the others shows out there. With 156 episodes plus tons of extras on the Twilight Zone: The Complete Definitive Collection DVD box set there is plenty of meat to justify the hefty price tag.

1 – Seinfeld – Yes, a show about nothing tops the charts on my list of the top 50 best TV shows on DVD. With dozens of classic episodes of gut-busting humor and supremely memorable characters in Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer Seinfeld is a show you can watch twenty times over and never tire of it. If you love comedy then this absolutely has to be in your DVD collection. In fact, it probably already is.

Top 10 Best Cardio Exercises to Burn Fat

If you are overweight, and live a sedentary lifestyle then chances are you aren’t a big fan of the gym. However, carrying extra weight around your middle can result in health complications in life including serious illnesses like diabetes and heart disease. You probably already know this, and such disturbing knowledge is the reason you are here reading this article, hoping to find a way that you can burn fat quickly. Unfortunately, when it comes to long term weight loss there are no magic bullets. Exercise needs to be a core component of your daily routine, and is the only way you are going to burn fat quickly. Once you’ve come to grips with the fact that exercise is a necessary evil, the next thing you want to know is how you can minimize the time spent exercising while still maximizing your results. You’ve come to the right place my friend. Here are the top 10 best cardio exercises for burning fat:

10 – Karate or Judo – Good news and bad news on this fat burning cardio exercise. The good news? You don’t need to spend an hour on a boring, repetitive machine. The bad news? You might come home with a few bruises. Martial arts training is an incredible calorie burner, and has many side benefits as well. Not only do you burn fat quickly, but the intensity of the training builds lean muscle, which can continue to burn fat even while at rest. With karate and judo you will improve your strength, agility, flexibility, self-confidence and poise. It really is a spectacular all-around sport, and a highly recommended activity for those looking to burn fat quickly.

9 – Water Polo – Coming in at number 9 on the list of the top 10 cardio exercises is a bit of an off the wall sport. Water polo is definitely not one of the most popular sports around, but if you want to burn fat quickly it can really help you reach your rapid weight loss goals. Again, you avoid the gym, and along with your exercise you get the fun factor and social aspect of participating in a team sport.

8 – Swimming – A core component of water polo it is no wonder that swimming also finds itself on the list of the top fat burning exercises. Swimming is one of the few full body exercises that has the added benefit of being no impact. This is rare amongst high calorie burning activities. For those who have knee or back problems swimming is the best sport to engage in to burn fat quickly. Whether you do it in the pool, a lake or the ocean swimming is highly recommended to anyone looking to trim up the torso.

7 – Cycling – Just about every kid loved riding a bike when growing up, yet once kids grow old enough to get their drivers license the bicycle gets abandoned in favor of the four wheeled gas guzzler. If you want to burn fat quickly do yourself a favor and reacquaint yourself with this fun, relaxing method of transportation. No more bumper to bumper traffic, just easy cruising on the bike path. Want to really burn the calories? The faster you go the more calories you burn per hour. If the weather is lousy take your cycling inside. A quality stationary bike or spin bike can give you just as tough a workout, if a little less scenic. Of course you can always set up the bike in front of the TV to keep you entertained as you go.

6 – Rope Jumping (Skipping) – It might seem strange that a child’s pastime comes in at number 6 on the list, but much like the bicycle, sometimes we need to revert to our childhood to meet our weight loss goals. Rope jumping will not only get your heart beating, and burn calories quickly, it will quickly improve your coordination, which will be beneficial for any other sports you try your hand at. As an added bonus it is about as cheap an activity as you can. With all these benefits it is no wonder it is the favorite training tool of professional boxers.

5 – Squash – Here we are in the upper half of the best cardio exercises and we are still coming up with interesting alternatives to the usual boring gym workout. Squash is a fun, competitive racket sport that is so enjoyable you’ll forget all about the huffing, puffing calorie burning you are doing along the way. One of the keys of a successful weight loss program is to make your exercise routine fun so you are more likely to stick with it over the long term. Smashing that ball is a great stress reliever too.

4 – Rowing – Many rowers will tell you their sport is the number one cardio exercise, and to be honest, any of the top four could be interchangeable. Rowing is another rare full body exercise, where both your cardiovascular system and your muscles get an awesome workout. If your goal is to burn fat quickly an hour at the oars will burn close to a thousand calories! If it is windy or cold you can always opt for an indoor rowing. Top of the line indoor rowers do an amazing job of simulating real rowing, and with onboard computers, stat tracking and even online racing is possible. Rowing, whether real or simulated, is as good as it gets when it comes to fat burning exercise.

3 – Boxing – Few athletes in any sport can measure up to a boxer when it comes to stamina, and there is good reason for this. Boxing is tough! You have to be constantly moving, dodging, ducking and throwing flurries of punches. It may not sound that difficult, but after three minutes without a rest you’ll be happy to hear that bell, and that’s not even taking into consideration the fact that you are getting punched the whole time! Hmmm, guess I’m not doing a very good job selling boxing as a fun exercise. Yes, your body will take some punishment, but providing you wear the proper headgear, mouthguard, gloves, and midsection protection you can get through it without too many bruises. It is an incredible stress reliever too. Just imagine your boss is in the other corner…

2 – Running – You knew this activity would end up in a high spot on the list of the best weight loss exercises. No other exercise activity is as popular world wide as running. Pounding the pavement mile after mile can be grueling, but it pays off by burning massive amounts of calories. People who run religiously don’t stay overweight for very long. If your body can take the abuse then running will have you reach your rapid weight loss goals with ease. If the weather is disagreeable then a jaunt on the treadmill is just what the doctor ordered. You won’t burn fat quite as quickly as pounding the pavement outside, but it is still a terrific aerobic exercise and the cushioned deck will be a little easier on your knees as well.

1 – Cross Country Skiing – Sorry runners, rowers and boxers, but these winter warriors have you trumped. If you can handle a little cold weather then there is no better way to burn fat than by shushing through the snow in the back country on a pair of cross country skis. This ultimate full body workout will whip you into shape in no time, and if you really push yourself you can burn close to 1200 calories per hour. It may seem grueling at first, but everyone who tries this sport a few times quickly becomes addicted. This winter instead of sitting at home in front of the TV packing on some extra weight, head out to the rental shop and grab yourself a pair of cross country skis for the day. You want to lose weight in a hurry? There’s no quicker method than this. Trust me!

Top 50 Best Albums of the 80s

For anyone who was a teenager in the 80s, like I was, this list of the best albums of the 80s will be a trip down memory lane. At the time I remember thinking how terrible our music was compared to the classic songs of the 50s, 60s and 70s. In hindsight, however, though there was certainly plenty of fluff, the 80s produced some of the biggest selling albums ever recorded, and we were fortunate enough to experience some of the greatest musicians in the prime of their careers. Here are my picks for the greatest albums of the decade of Cabbage Patch Kids, Top Gun, and Charles in Charge:

50 – Tears for Fears – Songs From the Big Chair – This 1985 album by British pop duo Tears for Fears spent 5 weeks atop the U.S. album charts, and had an even bigger run in the UK, remaining in the top 40 for over a year! Songs like Shout, Everybody Wants to Rule the World and Head Over Heels reached #1, #1 and #3 respectively on the U.S. Hot 100 are still pop music staples on radio stations to this day.

49 – Joy Division – Closer – Though certainly not as well known in mainstream music circles as their fellow Brits Tears for Fears, this band, despite their two album discography has a cult fan base. The album Closer was released in 1980 following the tragic death of lead vocalist Ian Curtis. The album produced their most popular single, Love Will Tear Us Apart which was awarded the #179 spot on Rolling Stone magazine’s list of the top 500 songs of all time.

48 – The Replacements – Let It Be – Though most of the albums on this list will be notable because of their mainstream popularity and commercial success this is one rare instance where those considerations will be ignored. This 1984 album was radically different from the group’s early punk albums, bringing an eclectic mix of blues, jazz, rock, pop and even some country. Despite its lack of a bona fide hit the album is still considered by many to be one of the most original of the decade.

47 – Prince – Sign O’ The Times – In the 80s it can be argued that aside from Michael Jackson and Madonna there was no bigger name in music than Prince. Though this album, which was Prince’s first solo effort since his split with The Revolution, was not as commercially successful as Purple Rain and 1999 it did produce three top 10 hits, received tremendous critical acclaim, and is regarded by many as Prince’s best work.

46 – Cowboy Junkies – The Trinity Session – Forgive my bias but I always like to include a little Canadian content when I create these best of lists. However, regardless of what country you come from it is hard to argue this album’s inclusion as one of the best of the 80s. The hauntingly melodic album features a strong country influence, but can also fall under the categories of rock and pop. The main hit from the album was actually a cover of Velvet Underground’s Sweet Jane and is arguably the best rendition of that classic song to date.

45 – Tracy Chapman – Tracy Chapman – Yes, a folk album earns a much deserved spot on this list. In 1988 Tracy Chapman burst onto the music scene with this album, and the smash hit Fast Car. Follow-ups to Fast Car – Talkin’ Bout a Revolution and Baby I Can Hold You also broke the top 100, helping Chapman earn a Grammy for Best Contemporary Folk Album, to go along with the Best Female Pop Vocal Performance Grammy she earned for Fast Car.

44 – The Smiths – The Smiths – One of the biggest British alternative rock bands of all time, The Smiths made an immediate impact on the music world with the release of this 1984 self-titled debut album. Fronted by the enigmatic Morrissey the band gained a strong underground following that strengthened with the subsequent releases of Meat is Murder, The Queen is Dead and Strangeways, Here We Come before the band broke up in 1987.

43 – Cyndi Lauper – She’s So Unusual – A self-descriptive album title if ever there was one, Cyndi Lauper’s debut album contains several of the best songs of the 80s. From the female party anthem, Girls Just Want To Have Fun to the high school dance favorite Time After Time the album featured several high-charting hits that helped the album to double platinum status back in 1984 (it has now sold more than 16 million copies worldwide), and earned Lauper an incredible six Grammy nominations, and two Grammy awards, the following year.

42 – Foreigner – 4 – One of the best rock albums of the early 80s, this 1981 record went all the way to #1 that year. Singles Urgent, Waiting for a Girl Like You and Juke Box Hero reached #1, #1 and #3 respectively on the mainstream rock charts that year with Waiting for a Girl Like You reaching #2 on the pop charts.

41 – Boogie Down Productions – Criminal Minded – The 80s marked the initial surge in popularity of rap and hip hop music and one of the most influential rap groups of the era was this New York based hip hop group comprised of DJ Scott La Rock, KRS-One and D-Nice. Their debut album Criminal Minded, though it achieved limited commercial success at the time, is widely considered one of the best rap albums of all time and is the only record which features DJ Scott La Rock who was murdered the same year as the album’s release.

40 – Talking Heads – Remain in Light – This album is generally considered the best work by this cult favorite American new wave band. It includes their signature hit Once in a Lifetime which features vocalist David Byrne speaking the verses, rather than singing. The song was once parodied on Saturday Night Live in which David Hall, dressed in a ridiculously large suit, parodies Byrne. Though not as commercially successful as most of these other records the album did reach a respectable #19 on Billboard 200 charts way back in 1980.

39 – Metallica – Master of Puppets – I felt I should include at least a little heavy metal flavor on the list. Metallica seemed like the logical choice to represent the genre, and though they had several great albums to choose from that decade, Master of Puppets is widely considered their best work, and many have proclaimed it the greatest heavy metal album ever recorded. It was the first Metallica album to obtain gold status, and has gone on to sell over 6 million copies worldwide to date.

38 – R.E.M. – Document – Though this was R.E.M.’s fifth studio album, 1987′s Document was the record that launched them into mainstream stardom, thanks in large part to the hit song, The One I Love. The song made it all the way to #9 on the U.S. Hot 100. It also featured the song It’s the End of the World as We Know It (And I Feel Fine))) which was not a huge hit at the time of its release but has since been featured in numerous movies and TV shows including Independence Day, Tommy Boy, The Simpsons and Family Guy.

37 – N.W.A. – Straight Outta Compton – As the mainstream popularity of rap and hip hop music continued to grow in the 80s, subgenres began to spring up, with one of the most popular being gangsta rap. With extremely controversial subject matter often glorifying violence this sort of music was the target of outrage from concerned parents to mass media. At the forefront of the gangsta rap movement was N.W.A., a rap supergroup that launched the careers of major stars like Eazy-E, Ice Cube, and Dr. Dre. The controversy fueled sales and the album went double platinum without any radio airplay and before the band had ever gone on tour, becoming the first album to ever accomplish that feat.

36 – Madonna – Like a Prayer – While Michael Jackson was the most dominant male solo artist of the 80s, Madonna was just as big a force on the female side of the ledger. With smash hit album releases like her self-titled debut album Madonna and the controversial (for its era) Like a Virgin Madonna quickly became the undisputed queen of the airwaves through most of the 80s. With the 1989 album Madonna added more fuel to the controversial firestorm that seemed to follow her everywhere. For the album’s title track, Like a Prayer Madonna released an accompanying music video that had religious groups outraged due to the video’s controversial religious subject matter that included stigmata and burning crosses. The song went to number 1 despite, or perhaps because of, this controversy. The album also featured a pair of #2 hits in Cherish and Express Yourself and is widely considered Madonna’s finest artistic work to date.

35 – Eric B. & Rakim – Paid in Full – Though there have probably been hundreds of more commercially successful rap artists over the years, few command the respect of the hip hop community as this legendary 1980s rap duo. Rakim, who provides the lyrics, is one of the true poets of the genre, and his influence continues to be felt in hip hop music to this day. Paid in Full was the group’s signature album, and featured hits like Eric B. is President and I Ain’t No Joke which helped eventually drive the album to platinum status with over a million copies sold.

34 – ZZ Top – Eliminator – Few groups in music are more instantly recognizable than this rock band, and no wonder, when its members sport beards longer than Santa’s. One of the best rock albums of the decade the album reached #9 on the charts, and its major hits Sharp Dressed Man, Gimme All Your Lovin’ and Legs all still get plenty of airplay on mainstream radio.

33 – The Rolling Stones – Tattoo You – No surprise to see an entry from the biggest rock band on the planet on the list of the best albums of the 80s. Featuring the hit Start Me Up the album spent 9 weeks at #1 in the U.S., the last Stones album to do so.

32 – John Cougar Mellencamp – American Fool – Whether you know him as John Cougar Mellencamp, John Cougar or John Mellencamp the simple fact is this guy knows how to make music, as attested to by the more than 40 million albums he has sold over his career three-plus decade career. The songs for which he is arguably best know – Jack and Diane and Hurts So Good both appeared on this 1982 album, reaching #1 and #2 respectively and driving the album itself to the pinnacle of the Billboard charts that year.

31 – Beastie Boys – Paul’s Boutique – The follow-up to the Beastie Boy’s smash debut album Licensed to Ill this ground-breaking hip hop album is one of the most original in the history of the genre, featuring mesmerizing beats, clever lyrics and literally dozens of samples from all walks of pop culture. It was so different from what the band had delivered on Licensed to Ill that fans of the group, and of hip hop in general were slow to warm to it. However, the album has withstood the test of time, and today regularly appears on best album lists from many major music publications including Rolling Stone magazine and VH1.

30 – Janet Jackson – Control – Though she couldn’t quite hang with brother Michael when it came to sheer star power, Janet Jackson didn’t do too badly stepping out from MJ’s enormous shadow to carve a niche for herself in the pop music industry. Her 1986 album control, featuring the hit songs What Have You Done for Me Lately? and Nasty went 5x platinum and has sold more than 14 million albums worldwide. Featuring 5 singles that cracked the top 5 on the U.S. Billboard Hot 100 Control was one of the powerhouse records of the decade.

29 – Paul Simon – Graceland – Not surprisingly this album and the smash hit title track of the same name were inspired by Paul Simon’s visit to Elvis’s estate in Memphis. The song, and to a lesser extent, the album’s second Hot 100 hit You Can Call Me Al helped push the album to #3 on the U.S. charts and all the way to #1 in the UK. The critically acclaimed album from the more successful solo half of Simon and Garfunkel would go on to capture the Grammy for Album of the Year, with title track Graceland also capturing honors for Record of the Year.

28 – De La Soul – 3 Feet High and Rising – Much like Beastie Boys Paul’s Boutique album this hip hop record is significantly different from most other examples of the rap and hip hop genre. In an attempt to categorize it the album has been branded under subgenres like alternative hip hop and jazz rap. Whatever umbrella it falls under there can be little question that this is one of the best rap albums of all time. With instant classics like Say No Go, Buddy and Me, Myself and I the album has much more meat than many of the one-and-done rap albums of the 80s that featured just a single signature hit song. If you are rap fan that hasn’t heard the work of this influential group definitely pick up this album for one of the finest examples of the genre.

27 – The Cure – Disintegration – One of the most popular alternative rock bands of the 80s The Cure built a huge cult following over the course of the decade with hit songs like Close to Me, The Caterpillar, The Hanging Garden and In Between Days. 1987′s Disintegration is widely considered the band’s best album, helping the Cure go from an alternative band nibbling at the consciousness of the mainstream music audience to international stars. The album produced 4 Hot 100 hits including Lullaby, Fascination Street, Pictures of You and Lovesong which made it all the way to #2 on the charts that year.

26 – Prince – 1999 – Though his most commercially successful album to date remains Purple Rain, it was his 1982 album 1999 that was the springboard for that success, cementing Prince’s status as a music superstar. Featuring the classic Prince hits 1999 and Little Red Corvette the album has been inducted into the Grammy Hall of Fame. On New Year’s Eve 1999 there can be little doubt that the title track from the album was played on radio stations, night clubs and house parties around the world as everyone “partied like it was 1999″ to usher in the new millennium.

25 – Bon Jovi – Slippery When Wet – Alongside the massive surge in popularity of rap and hip hop artists in the 1980s another type of artist was enjoying their own moment in the sun. I speak, of course, of the “Hair Band”. With songs a notch above pop music and one below hard rock on the rock meter, wearing tight leather pants, and sporting the long feathered hair that was such an unfortunately popular look during the decade these hair bands appeared in droves. Poison, Whitesnake, Twisted Sister, Skid Row, Def Leppard, and of course, Bon Jovi are but a few examples of groups that fall under the “Hair Band” moniker. With 1986′s Slippery When Wet Bon Jovi created arguably the greatest hair band album of all time. The album featured massive hits like You Give Love a Bad Name, Livin’ on a Prayer and Wanted Dead or Alive that helped propel the album to #1 where it spent an impressive 8 weeks at #1.

24 – Dire Straits – Brothers in Arms – This revolutionary 1985 album was instrumental in ushering in the age of CDs while sounding the death knell on formats like cassette tape and vinyl records. It was the first album ever to sell a million copies on CD. Featuring hits like Walk of Life, So Far Away and Money for Nothing the album soared to number one in several countries around the world including the U.S., UK and Canada. The music video for Money for Nothing featured cutting edge (for its time) 3D animation, was one of the most aired videos on MTV, and routinely appears on lists of the greatest music videos ever made.

23 – The Pretenders – Pretenders – Though perhaps best known for their hit song Back on the Chain Gang this eclectic punk/rock/new wave group’s best work came with their 1980 debut album Pretenders. Though it didn’t contain a single top 10 single the whole in this case turned out to be more successful than the sum of its parts and the album went all the way to #1 in the UK and hit #9 on the Billboard Pop Albums chart.

22 – Def Leppard – Hysteria – Another hair band takes the #22 spot on the list of the greatest 80s albums.1987′s Hysteria was British band Def Leppard’s first studio album since the success of the 1983 album Pyromania. The 4 year hiatus came after a 1984 car crash in which drummer Rick Allen lost his left arm. Allen would make a triumphant return, showcasing his amazing skill by playing the drums one-armed for the album. Fueled by hits like Pour Some Sugar on Me, Love Bites, Armageddon It, Animal and Rocket, Hysteria shot to #1 and is the band’s best selling album to date with more than 20 million copies sold worldwide.

21 – Van Halen – 1984 – One of the greatest rock bands of all time, and featuring one of the greatest guitarists to ever pick up an axe it is little surprise to see Van Halen make an appearance on this list. Fronted by the always energetic David Lee Roth the band had more than its fair share of personality and stage presence. 1984 features several of the band’s signature songs, including #1 smash hit Jump, along with Panama, I’ll Wait and Hot for Teacher.

20 – Midnight Oil – Diesel and Dust – Yes, there were bands from countries other than the U.S. and UK releasing music in the 80s. The band from Australia created a socially conscious record that set itself apart from the fluff music of the 80s. The album addressed both environmental issues and the difficulties faced by Australian Aborigines. The albums biggest hit, Beds Are Burning made the band a worldwide sensation, reaching the top 20 in several countries including the U.S., UK, France and South Africa.

19 – George Michael – Faith – George Michael’s first solo album after the break-up of British Pop duo Wham launched the already massively popular singer to even higher heights of superstardom. The album captured the 1989 Grammy for Album of the Year on the wings of an incredible four #1 hits, including Faith, Father Figure, One More Try and Monkey.

18 – The Smiths – The Queen is Dead – The third album by alternative British rock band The Smiths was also their best. Featuring classic Smiths’ tunes like Frankly Mr. Shankly, Bigmouth Strikes Again, Cemetry Gates, and Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others the album launched the band into superstardom in the UK, and to a lesser extent worldwide, reaching #2 on the UK album charts, and peaking at #70 on the Billboard album charts in America.

17 – Beastie Boys – Licensed to Ill – Though Paul’s Boutique was a more critically acclaimed record, there can be no denying this is the album the Beastie Boys will forever be remembered by. The album, featuring the hits Fight for Your Right (To Party!), No Sleep ‘Till Brooklyn and Brass Monkey revolutionized the hip hop genre becoming the first rap album to ever reach #1 on the U.S. Billboard charts. The album went on to sell over 5 million copies, and remains the fastest selling debut album released by Columbia Records.

16 – Run-D.M.C. – Raising Hell – Speaking of bands that helped popularize the rap genre, there are few that are in a league with this legendary group. Run-D.M.C., perhaps more than any other group in the 80s, helped rap music make the leap into mainstream music, and helped sustain a style that many predict would be another faze like disco had been in the 70s. Time Magazine once declared the album rap’s first masterpiece, and included it in their list of the best albums of the past 50 years. The album’s biggest single Walk This Way, a collaboration with Aerosmith, became the first hip hop song to crack the top 5 on the U.S. charts, helping to propel Raising Hell to the #6 spot on the Billboard 200.

15 – Bob Marley and the Wailers – Legend – Though most of the albums on this list are studio records, I’ve included this greatest hits album simply because it is the definitive collection of this legendary reggae artist’s career. The album is by far the best selling reggae album ever released, with worldwide sales in excess of 25 million. Legend is one of those rare compilations where each song is better than the last and the list of hits goes on and on, with classics such as I Shot the Sheriff, Buffalo Soldier, No Woman, No Cry and Stir It Up just scratching the surface. This album truly transcends genres and belongs in the collection of any music fans, regardless of their likes and dislikes.

14 – Public Enemy – It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back – Another band with a strong political agenda, Public Enemy took advantage of the rising popularity of rap music to spread their message over lining their pockets. Featuring hard hitting lyrics by Chuck D, and the instantly recognizable back-up of Flavor Flav the album went all the way to #1 on the hip hop album charts, and with signature hits like Don’t Believe the Hype and Bring the Noise is considered not only the best work by this influential rap group, but one of the greatest hip hop albums of all time period.

13 – R.E.M. – Murmur – Though it doesn’t contain any of R.E.M.’s biggest radio hits like Losing My Religion, Stand or The One I Love this 1983 debut alternative rock album is arguably R.E.M.’s most critically acclaimed work. In fact, despite the fact that it only sold 200,000 copies in its first year Rolling Stone magazine proclaimed it the best album of 1983, beating out such heavyweights as Michael Jackson’s Thriller and The Police’s Synchronicity for the coveted accolade.

12 – INXS – Kick – Though middle-aged Australians who watched this band from its earliest days might argue that the band “sold out” with the release of this 1987 album there can be little argument that the record was one of the biggest commercial successes of all time, particularly for an Australian band. With more than 10 million copies sold in the U.S. alone, and four top ten hits, including Need You Tonight which went to #1 there are few albums that had a bigger mainstream impact in the 80s than Kick did.

11 – Peter Gabriel – So – Already famous for his time with British rock band Genesis, and for his first 4 solo albums Peter Gabriel 1,2,3 and 4 Peter Gabriel truly hit the big time as a solo artist with the 1986 of So. Featuring hits like Big Time, In Your Eyes and the #1 smash Sledgehammer the album went all the way to #1 on the UK album charts and #2 on the U.S. Billboard 200. The music video for Sledgehammer which featured cutting edge stop-motion animation is generally considered not only one of the best music videos of the 80s, but among the best of all time.

10 – Bruce Springsteen – Born in the U.S.A. – With a nickname like “The Boss” you know this guy is a legend in the music business. With the 1984 release of Born in the U.S.A. Springsteen cemented his legacy as a mainstream music superstar. With an astounding seven top 10 hits, three Grammy nominations and millions of albums sold worldwide there can be no denying The Boss his place in the top 10 albums of the 80s.

9 – Michael Jackson – Bad – Well, you knew it would be only a matter of time before this guy’s name showed up. No other artist dominated the 80s like Michael Jackson – not even close. With the release of his Thriller album Michael Jackson went from pop music star to pop music god. However, Jackson’s legions of fans would have to wait nearly 5 years for his next offering, and when Bad finally launched in the summer of 1987 and his starved fan-base snatched the album up in droves. To this day Bad has sold over 30 million copies, and its five number one Billboard Hot 100 singles (Bad, Dirty Diana, Man in the Mirror, The Way You Make Me Feel, I Just Can’t Stop Loving You) are the most from a single album in music history.

8 – Guns ‘N’ Roses – Appetite for Destruction – Though groups like Poison, Def Leppard and Bon Jovi can definitely throw their hats in the ring there is only one clear choice for the title of the best hair band of the 80s. With the 1987 release of Appetite for Destruction Guns ‘N’ Roses, fronted by Axl Rose and with the now legendary Slash on lead guitar, made music history. The rock album became, and still remains, the fastest-selling debut album ever. Propelled by smash hits like Welcome to the Jungle, Paradise City and Sweet Child o’ Mine the album went to #1 on the Billboard 200, and has gone on to sell more than 28 million copies.

7 – Madonna – Like a Virgin – Though her debut album Madonna which featured hits like Borderline, Holiday and Lucky Star had already made Madonna a pop star, it was her controversial 1984 album Like a Virgin that really put Madonna on the path to becoming the biggest female pop star of all time. Material Girl and title track Like a Virgin are two of Madonna’s biggest signature hits, and the accompanying music videos for both tracks made Madonna the object of desire for teenage boys everywhere back in the mid-80s.

6 – Prince – Purple Rain – Speaking of the biggest stars in pop music history there are few that measure up to Prince. When it came to commercial success this 1984 album represented the peak of Prince’s career. Massive hits like Let’s Go Crazy, When Doves Cry, Purple Rain and I Would Die 4 U launched Prince to #1 on the album charts. Coinciding with the release of the album Prince also starred in a motion picture bearing the same name as the album. Though not as critically acclaimed as the album the movie just heaped that much more attention on Prince and the album, spurring massive sales that have to date reached over 20 million copies worldwide.

5 – U2 – The Joshua Tree – If there is one band that can challenge The Rolling Stones for title of biggest in the world it would be this Irish group. For the better part of 3 decades U2 has been releasing one smash album after another, and have become legendary for putting on the best live concerts in the music business. Though they already had 4 studio albums under their belts and were certainly popular tt was the 1987 album The Joshua Tree that made U2 international superstars. The album features what are arguably the bands three biggest signature hits – With or Without You, Where the Streets Have No Name and I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For, with 2 of the three hitting #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 that year.

4 – The Clash – London Calling – Though this album was released in the UK in December of ’79, it didn’t hit U.S. shores until January of 1980 so thus slips onto the list of the greatest 80s albums on a technicality. One of the greatest punk albums of all time by one of the best punk bands, London Calling enjoyed more mainstream success than other albums in the genre, reaching #9 in the UK, and #27 on the U.S. Billboard charts. In 2007 London Calling was awarded one of the music industry’s highest honor when it was inducted into the Grammy Hall of Fame.

3 – The Police – Synchronicity – The final studio album released by British pop rock band The Police was also their greatest. The album included the band’s biggest hit, Every Breath You Take which went to #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 and won the Grammys for Best Pop Performance and for Song of the Year. The album itself also went to #1 on the charts, an achievement made even more impressive due to the fact it had to temporarily unseat Michael Jackson’s monster Thriller album to do so.

2 – ACDC – Back in Black – If this was a list of the best hard rock bands of all time this Australian group would be the hands down #1 choice. ACDC has been thrilling fans for well over three decades and counting with their brand of music that walks the line between heavy metal and mainstream rock. In 1980 the band released their first studio album following the death of lead singer Bon Scott. However, fans embraced new lead singer Brian Johnson, and Back in Black took the band to new heights of stardom, with smash hits like You Shook Me All Night Long, Hells Bells, Shoot to Thrill and title track Back in Black all cracking the top 100. Back in Black has gone on to become the best-selling album by a band of all time, and the second best-selling album of all time overall with more than 45 million copies sold worldwide.

1 – Michael Jackson – Thriller – Not a lot of mystery here. There was only one logical choice for top spot on the list of the best albums of the 80s. The late legendary King of Pop set the music industry on its ear with the 1982 release of Thriller. The album went on to become the best-selling album ever with estimates of worldwide sales ranging as high as 110 million. At its peak the album was selling more than a million copies a week, and it is the only album to top the sales charts for two consecutive years, doing so in 1983 and 1984. Jackson took home a staggering 8 Grammys for his efforts at the 1984 Grammy awards. The album produced 7 top ten singles, including his signature hits Beat It, Billie Jean and the title track Thriller. The accompanying music videos to all three of the aforementioned songs are some of the best in music history, with Thriller in particular atop many lists in that category. Michael Jackson was a talent that comes along only once every few generations and Thriller represents the pinnacle of his amazing career.

Top 10 Best Movies of 2009

I realize that 2009 is far from over, but since we are through the summer blockbuster season I figured it would be an appropriate time to come up with a list of the top 10 best movies of 2009 (so far). There are still a few big releases to hit like Sherlock Holmes, so there may be some slight alterations when all is said and done, but overall I am pretty satisfied that this is just about how things will shake out. Without further ado, here are my picks for the best films of the year so far:

10 – I Love You Man – Paul Rudd of Anchorman fame and Jason Segel of Forgetting Sarah Marshall and TV’s How I Met Your Mother team up in this classic buddy movie about a guy who gets engaged only to discover he has no friends to stand up for him at his wedding. Under urging from his fiancé Peter Klaven (Rudd) goes on a series of “man dates” in a quest to find a friend and a potential best man. After several spectacular failures he accidentally meets up with Sidney Fife (Segel), a painfully honest, but loyal friend. Though seemingly polar opposites the pair hits it off immediately, mostly due to a mutual love of the rock band Rush. However, Peter’s fiancé Zooey (Rashida Jones) is less than impressed Sidney’s influence on her husband-to-be.

The movie is clever and consistently funny throughout, and features a great supporting cast including Jon Favreau, J.K. Simmons, Jaime Pressley, Andy Sandberg and Jane Curtin. If you missed this in theaters make sure to pick it up on DVD as it is one of the funniest movies of the year.

9 – Coraline – One of the best movies of the year is also one of the most unique. Featuring the voice acting of Dakota Fanning, Teri Hatcher and Ian McShane Coraline is an animated film that is quite different than the usual offerings you see from Pixar and Dreamworks. Fanning voices main character Coraline Jones who discovers a secret door in her house, walks through it, and discovers an alternate reality to her real life. The animation is top notch, featuring stop motion stereoscopic 3D, and combined with the voice acting, and the intriguing plot the movie is destined to be an instant classic that will be enjoyed for years to come by children and adults alike.

8 – Watchmen – To be honest when I heard this movie was coming out I thought it would have ended up a lot higher on a list of the best films of the year. That’s not to say I was disappointed – I enjoyed the movie immensely – just not quite as much as I thought I would.

Much different than typical superhero films like Spiderman and X-men this film definitely had a darker, grittier side in the spirit of a film like Sin City. The movie isn’t quite as action-packed as I expected and tends to wander and/or drag on in parts. However, the acting is top notch and the narration by Rorschach (Jackie Earle Hayley) is particularly good. For fans of the graphic novels this movie might be something of a letdown, but it is still much better than big budget films like GI Joe: Rise of the Cobra and Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen.

7 – Zombieland – Few would have predicted that a spoof of the zombie horror genre would turn out to be one of the best films of the year, but this movie, which some are calling the Americanized version of the British cult classic Shaun of the Dead takes its place in movie lore as one of the best zombie movies of all time. Woody Harrelson is perfectly cast as a redneck with a haunted past and an inexplicable love for Twinkies. Jesse Eisenberg, Emma Stone and Abigail Breslin are all fantastic as well, but Harrelson really steals the show, delivering several classically quotable one-liners. Oh, and don’t worry horror movie fans, this isn’t just comedy, there are plenty of gory zombie takedowns to satisfy the bloodthirsty in the crowd.

6 – The Hurt Locker – Of all the movies on this list, with perhaps the exception of Coraline, The Hurt Locker is the most unheralded. With names like Guy Pearce, Ralph Fiennes and even Evangeline Lily of television’s Lost there is decent star power, but for whatever reason the film didn’t get the promotion that it deserved. As emotional as it is thrilling The Hurt Locker gives the audience a vividly portrayed view of an elite unit that has the unenviable job (to say the least) of disarming bombs in the middle of battle. If you are among the many who haven’t heard of this film definitely check it out when it hits DVD.

5 – Inglorious Basterds – There was a lot of hype surrounding this movie, and with director Quentin Tarantino and Holly A-list actor Brad Pitt attached to the film, the high anticipation hardly comes as a shock. Tarantino is back in a big way, after lukewarm reviews of his last film Death Proof, with this tale of a group of Jewish-American soldiers who spread terror through the enemy’s ranks by brutally killing Nazis. Pitt is stellar in the lead role as Lt. Aldo Raine, and though the film is over 2.5 hours long you’ll never find it dragging. If you hurry you can still catch it in theaters. Otherwise you’ll have to wait the long months until it sees the light of day on DVD.

4 – Up – As good as Coraline was, it couldn’t dethrone the 800 pound gorilla Pixar for the title of the best animated movie of 2009. Pixar, much like Johnny Depp, just never seem to make a bad movie, and no matter how much praise is heaped upon them for one movie they somehow seem to outdo themselves in the next.

Ed Asner, who was so good as Lou Grant on TV so many years ago, proves he still hasn’t lost his acting ability, turning in a top notch performance as the voice of Carl Fredricksen, a cantankerous old man who sets out on an incredible adventure in the twilight of his life to fulfill a lifelong promise to his deceased wife. The movie, like all Pixar films, has plenty of humor, but also has moments that will have you blinking back tears. If you are a fan of Pixar films then you’ve no doubt already seen this one, but if you’d dismissed it as a kid’s movie you are doing yourself a disservice, and you should make sure to pick it up on DVD (or Blu-Ray) the day it hits stores.

3 – District 9 – Though there are many that are calling this film the greatest science fiction movie of all time I wouldn’t go quite that far. Still, it is an incredible movie and a stunning debut for director Neil Blomkamp. The movie is unusual right from the start for the simple fact of its setting. The story takes place in South Africa, a refreshing departure from other alien “invasion” movies that always seem to take place on U.S. soil. As you can see I’ve put the word invasion in quotes. This isn’t your typical movie where army troops and a few extraordinary civilians must defend Earth from annihilation by unwelcome extra terrestrial visitors. Instead, the aliens purpose is unknown, and they’ve been segregated and forced into slums under the watchful eye of the military. I won’t get into too many specific details, but suffice it to say the film is much different than any sci-fi movie that I’ve ever seen.

2 – The Hangover – While this might not have enjoyed the critical acclaim of several of the other films on this list, The Hangover deserves its spot as it is one of the funniest comedy movies to come along in years. Starring Ed Helms, Bradley Cooper and the outrageously funny Zach Galifianakis the film is about 2 buddies (and one soon to be brother-in-law) who take their friend Doug to Las Vegas for his bachelor party. As often happens in Vegas (even in real life) things get quickly out of hand and after a night of debauchery the sorry crew wakes up and discovers they’ve lost their friend. Unable to recall what happened they must try and retrace their steps from the previous night to try and find Doug and get him home in time for his wedding.

Don’t forget to stay right to the end of this one. The slideshow during the credits is just as funny as the main film.

1 – Star Trek – With so many installments of this venerable sci-fi classic already it seemed unlikely that yet another chapter would come up at number one on a list of the top 10 best movies of 2009. Yet here it is. Why, you ask? Quite simply, this isn’t your father’s Star Trek. The series has been completely reinvented, much in the way that Batman Begins was a few years back. It is darker, more violent and grittier than any of the previous installments.

This film is actually a prequel to the others, and follows the adventures of a young James Kirk, detailing how he came to the academy, met Spock, Bones, Scotty and the rest of the crew, and eventually came to captain the Starship Enterprise.

If you are not a fan of the original series and have snubbed this film as result you are making a mistake. This movie is great without being a diehard Trekkie, and if you haven’t seen it make sure to mark November 17th on your calendar as that is the day it will be available on DVD.

Top 40 Best NBA Players of All Time

Building this list of the best NBA players of all time was definitely agonizing. Unlike best movies or songs lists comparing entries from different eras is a far greater challenge. Athletes have gotten bigger, stronger faster, and well, more athletic over the decades, and today’s players are far more talented than their forefathers. However, in order to be fair I have tried to analyze players based on their dominance, their accomplishments and their talent versus their peers in their own eras. Obviously this is easier said than done, but I’ve given it the old college try. Without further introduction, here are my picks for the 40 greatest basketball players ever.

40 – Vince Carter – Though accomplishments like MVP awards and NBA championships will be strong ranking factors on this list, obviously pure talent will be a major factor as well, and this guy is one of the purest talents to ever pick up a basketball. Incredibly explosive, Vince Carter thrilled crowds across the NBA during his early career with his incredible dunking ability, and his shooting skills are nothing to sneeze at either. Yes, there are those that question his heart, and his lack of hardware is glaring, but when he was in his prime this guy was as unstoppable as any player on this list.

39 – Artis Gilmore – I go old school for the #39 selection. Though this is a list of the best NBA players, Gilmore started his playing career in the ABA where he tore up that league for 5 seasons before making the jump to the NBA. He played an additional 14 seasons. He averaged a double-double in 8 of those seasons, had a career shooting percentage just shy of 60% (one of the best in NBA history), and appeared in 6 All-Star games. Despite these accomplishments Artis Gilmore is amazingly not in the Hall of Fame – one of the true oversights in the game.

38 – Patrick Ewing – Another great player that never won an NBA championship, Ewing had the bad timing to spend the prime of his career at the same time as Michael Jordan was enjoying his best playing days. One of the best centers in the game for a time, Ewing never won an MVP award either, but did manage to score almost 25,000 points, pulled down over 11,000 rebounds and played in 11 All-Star games during his great career.

37 – Walt Frazier – Few players in the history of basketball played better on both sides of the ball than Walt Frazier. While not as flashy as many others on the list, Frazier was as reliable as a rock, and must have been a dream to coach. He helped the Knicks win 2 NBA championships, and his 15,581 points and 5,040 assists are impressive for a player predominantly known for his defense.

36 – Dirk Nowitski – Lots of people are probably questioning this big German’s inclusion in the list of the best NBA players ever, but when you watch him play, and appreciate his incredible versatility it is hard to deny him his due. He is a big man that has the athleticism of a much smaller player. Sure, he gets out-muscled under the rim, but he can hit range shots that most NBA big men wouldn’t even try. He was the 2007 NBA MVP, and has finished in the top 3 in voting on two other occasions, and he helped establish the Mavs as one of the most dominant teams of the 2000s, leading them to an incredible 3 straight 60+ win seasons during that span.

35 – Gary Payton – If you only got to see the twilight of his career then you will probably have a hard time with this choice, however, if you got to see him play in his prime then you may be of the opinion that I’ve ranked him too low. Like Walt Frazier, Payton could dominate at both ends of the court. However, Payton had more offensive flash, and finished his career with almost 22,000 points and nearly 9,000 assists.

34 – Allen Iverson – Much like Vince Carter, Iverson earns his place on the list mainly due to his phenomenal talent. One of the most offensively gifted players to ever play the game, Iverson’s career scoring average to date is one of the highest in history, and he also has an MVP award under his belt. However, Iverson has never been known as a team player, and hasn’t been able to take a team to an NBA title. He was a human highlight reel during the prime of his career, and many Philadelphia fans who saw his work firsthand on a nightly basis would probably rank him higher. However, basketball is a team sport, and AI never seemed to be able to make his teammates better, so thus he only gets a #34 from this guy.

33 – Bob McAdoo – If you don’t have this guy on your list of best NBA players then he at least belongs on a list of greatest basketball player names. McAdoo was one of the best players in the game in the 70s, scoring more than 17,000 points during that stretch, and earning an MVP award as the best player in the game in 1975. He was the rookie of the year in 1972-73, and played in 5 consecutive All-Star games to boot.

32 – Steve Nash – Expect this guy to rise higher on the list of the greatest basketball players ever before the sun sets on his amazing career. No, he hasn’t been able to lead his team to an NBA championship, but he has done everything humanly possible in an attempt to do so. Diminutive in stature Nash plays with grit and determination belying his relatively small size. He is one of the best passers the game has ever seen, and his endless creativity is very reminiscent of the way Magic Johnson played the game. With 2 MVP awards under his belt, Nash is in the conversation with guys like LeBron James, Kobe Bryant and Kevin Garnett as the best active player in the game today.

31 – Scottie Pippen – Perhaps the truest tribute to Pippen’s greatness is that despite the fact that he played in the enormous shadow of the legendary Michael Jordan basketball pundits everywhere don’t overlook Pippen’s contribution to the Bulls’ 6 NBA championship teams, and widely consider him one of the best players of all time. He was an incredible defensive player, making 8 All-Defense first teams, and his awesome jump-shooting ability gave opposing teams – already with their hands full trying to defend Jordan – nightmares. The one-two punch of Jordan and Pippen ranks up there with Magic and Kareem, Shaq and Kobe as one of the deadliest duos in NBA history.

30 – George Gervin – Another old school player that started his career in the ABA, George Gervin made a huge impact during his 10 seasons in the NBA. In only 791 career games, Gervin amassed 20,708 points, good for a career average of more than 26 PPG. He played in the NBA All-Star game 9 out of his 10 seasons, earning MVP honors in the 1979-80 All-Star game.

29 – Willis Reed – Not only is he one of the greatest NBA players of all time but he also enjoyed one of the greatest single seasons in the history of the sport. In the 1969-70 season Reed was the NBA MVP, the NBA Finals MVP and the NBA All-Star Game MVP. He played in 7 consecutive All-Star games between 1965 and 1971, and averaged just under 19 points and 13 rebounds per game over his 10 year career.

28 – Isiah Thomas – Though this guy won’t find himself on a list of the most well-liked basketball players of all time, few can dispute his accomplishments on the court as a member of the powerhouse Detroit Pistons team of the late 80s and early 90s. Despite Isiah’s small stature he played a punishing physical style and his toughness allowed him to gut out almost 19,000 points and over 9,000 assists over his career. He appeared in the All-Star game, 12 consecutive times, only missing it in the final year of his 13 year career, twice led the league in assists, and was the 1990 NBA Finals MVP as his Detroit Pistons defeated the Portland Trailer Blazers in 5 games to capture the championship that spring.

27 – Elvin Hayes – This guy averaged a double-double in the first 12 seasons of his great career. He led the league in points in his very season, averaging 28.4 per game, he played in 12 consecutive All-Star games, won an NBA championship, and made it to the finals on two other occasions. With his resume it is easy to see why he takes the #27 spot on the list of the best NBA basketball players of all time.

26 – Kevin Garnett – Don’t be surprised to see “The Big Ticket” move up this list in years to come as he continues to add to his already impressive resume. Though he has spent much of his career overshadowed by Tim Duncan, he has been one of the most dominant all-around players in the league since he was draft fifth overall by the Minnesota Timberwolves prior to the start of the 1995-96 season. Over the years KG was widely recognized for his stellar ability, earning All-Star invitations year after year, and nabbing MVP honors in 2003-04. However, he didn’t have the luxury of playing with great teammates until he joined the Boston Celtics, teaming up with Paul Pierce and Ray Allen to form arguably the league’s deadliest trio. With the Celtics Garnett finally achieved the dream long denied him in Minnesota as the Celts captured the 2007-08 NBA championship.

25 – Charles Barkley – If this was a list of the biggest characters in NBA history Sir Charles would certainly be competing for top spot. He was one of the most colorful characters when he played and continues to amuse and cause controversy as a TV analyst a decade after his retirement. However, love him or hate him it is impossible to deny his abilities as a basketball player. Barkley was one of the most powerful, physically dominant forwards the game has ever seen. He never managed to take his team to championship glory (another great player who had the misfortune of playing in Jordan’s prime), but he did reach the finals once, appeared in 11 All-Star games and was the NBA’s 1992-93 regular season MVP.

24 – George Mikan – Before Wilt Chamberlain, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and Shaq came along George Mikan was starring as the game’s first dominant big man. At 6′ 10″ and 245 pounds he would be an average sized center by today’s standards, but back then he was a monster, and he used that size to good advantage. In his short 7 year career he amassed more than 10,000 points and over 4,000 rebounds, and was the league’s leading scorer on three separate occasions.

23 – John Stockton – The NBA’s all time assist leader, John Stockton teamed up with Karl Malone to form another of the league’s greatest duos as members of the Utah Jazz. Regarded as perhaps the greatest passer in the history of the sport, Stockton could also shoot the ball as well, and was lights out from 3 point land. With almost 16,000 career assists it is amazing that this guy never won an MVP award, or an NBA championship, but despite that gaping hole on his resume few will dispute his place among the game’s all-time greats.

22 – Elgin Baylor – Much like John Stockton and Charles Barkley played in the shadow of Michael Jordan, Elgin Baylor played in the shadows of Bill Russell, Wilt Chamberlain and Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. His bad timing meant that he finished his NBA career without an MVP award. He was a first team All-Star a whopping 10 times in his career, and reached the NBA Finals 8 times. He scored over 23,000 points and pulled down more than 11,000 rebounds, averaging a double-double in 11 of his 14 seasons.

21 – John Havlicek – This guy is at the opposite end of the spectrum from Stockton as far as hardware goes. A member of the powerhouse Boston Celtics that dominated the 60s, Havlicek won 8 NBA championships over his incredible career, earning playoff MVP honors in 1973-74. He scored over 26,000 points in his career, and chipped in over 6,000 assists for good measure. Though not the household name like Bill Russell or Bob Cousy he was a key cog in that legendary team.

20 – David Robinson – One half of San Antonio’s vaunted “Twin Towers”, the man known as “The Admiral” helped his Spurs to two NBA championships before calling it a career following the 2002-03 season. He won the 1995 MVP award, and was runner-up in voting in both 1994 and 1996. He also earned a Defensive Player of the Year award and helped mold the career of Tim Duncan, who has been one of the biggest forces in the game over the past dozen years.

19 – Bob Cousy – Long before Jordan and Pippen or even Kareem and Magic the dynamic duo of Bill Russell and Bob Cousy dominated the league. Russell took care of the defense while Cousy ran the offense. He led the league in assists for 8 straight seasons, averaging close to 20 points per game during that span. He won an NBA MVP title, and was selected to the first All-Star team 10 times. Truly one of the games all time greats, Cousy was a no-brainer to crack the top 20 best NBA players of all time.

18 – Dolph Schayes – One of the NBA’s first true superstars Schayes played the bulk of his career with the Syracuse Nationals. He was a 12 time All-Star, and was nominated to the first team on six separate occasions. He led the NBA in rebounding in 1950-51, averaging over 16 rebounds a game that season. He gave one of the gutsiest performances of all time early in his career, playing almost a full season in a cast, and learning to shoot with his off-hand after breaking his arm. At the time of his retirement Schayes was the all time leading scorer in NBA history with almost 20,000 points.

17 – Bob Petitt – I’m going way, way back for my #25 pick. Though this is a name not as familiar to fans as others on this list, his accomplishments make him an easy choice. He twice captured regular season MVP honors. He was the first player to score more than 20,000 in a career. He averaged an incredible 16.2 rebounds over his career – the third highest average in NBA history, was the first player to score 50 points in a playoff game, and appeared in the NBA Finals 4 times, capturing championship glory in the 1958 season.

16 – Jerry West – Though Kareem, Magic, Kobe and Shaq get most of the attention when the subject of the greatest Los Angeles Lakers of all time comes up, this guy certainly deserves to have his name tossed in that particular conversation. He was the first ever draft pick by the Lakers back in 1960, and he spent his career proving their choice was a wise one. He never won an MVP award, thanks to playing in an era when Wilt Chamberlain and Bill Russell were so dominant, but his 27.0 points-per-game career average is the fourth highest in NBA history, and he was even better in the post-season, averaging 29.1 in playoff games.

15 – Moses Malone – Few players had a longer, more consistently prolific career than Moses Malone. Over the years he poured in almost 30,000 points, pulled down almost 18,000 rebounds, was a 3 time regular season MVP, and also was the NBA Finals MVP in 1982-83. sits third all-time in rebounds and sixth in scoring, and his 15 straight seasons averaging a double-double in an NBA record.

14 – LeBron James – Yes, I’ve really got him that high on the list. Argue all you want, but this is the best pure athlete I’ve ever seen step on an NBA court. He scored 10,000 points faster than any other player in history (beating Kobe Bryant’s record), and has single-handedly turned around a Cleveland Cavaliers franchise that was mired in mediocrity before his arrival. I firmly believe The only thing that can derail him from one day challenging Michael Jordan as the best NBA player of all time would be if he suffers a devastating injury. Barring that, look for King James to mount a major assault on “His Airness” over the decade or so to come.

13 – Karl Malone – Of all the players on this list the one I feel for most is Karl “The Mailman” Malone. When he finally hung up the shoes in 2004 he was the second leading scorer in NBA history. He appeared in 14 NBA All-Star games, finished in the top five in scoring 13 times, and had won 2 MVP awards. However, despite all his personal success over his 19 year career he never got what he coveted most – an NBA championship.

12 – Hakeem Olajuwon – It is amazing that the year that Michael Jordan was drafted that two other players were selected ahead of him. One was Sam Bowie, and in hindsight that was arguably the worst draft-day decision in NBA history. The other was Hakeem “The Dream” Olajuwon, and as great as Jordan turned out to be, the Rockets still have to be pretty happy with their first overall pick that year. Maybe the most talented center to ever play the game Hakeem led the Rockets to back to back championships in the 90s, earning Finals MVP in both years. He also captured a regular season MVP nod in 1993-94 and twice was named the NBA’s Defensive Player of the Year.

11 – Tim Duncan – This was a tough decision, and I’m sure there will be plenty of people crying foul, but Tim Duncan just misses out on a top 10 spot on the list of the greatest basketball players ever. Though he lacks the flash of a Kobe, LeBron, or Dr. J., Tim Duncan gets the job done night in and night out. He has been the key reason the Spurs have been one of the most dominant teams of the past decade, winning 4 championship during that time. He is a 3 time Finals MVP and a 2 time regular season MVP and has been a model of consistency, averaging a double-double in all of his 13 seasons to date.

10 – Shaquille O’Neal – When it comes to pure physical dominance few athletes in any sport have been as overpowering as Shaq. At 7′ 1″ tall and weighing over 300 pounds “Diesel” is an absolute nightmare for any defender unfortunate enough to be assigned to him. In his prime he was virtually unstoppable under the basket. If he had any free-throw shooting, or outside shooting ability whatsoever he would have put up astronomical points during his peak years. He has won 4 NBA championships, has 3 NBA MVPs, a regular season MVP and 3 All-Star game MVPs to his name, and with more than 27,000 career points counts himself among the all time leaders in that category.

9 – Kobe Bryant – Yes, both Shaq and Tim Duncan have more individual hardware (so far), but Kobe now has 4 NBA Champsionships to equal the two big men. Kobe is one of the hardest working, most determined players in the sport, and only LeBron catch outstrip Kobe when it comes to pure athleticism. Kobe reached 20,000 points faster than any player in the sport, and a few seasons ago put up the second highest single game total in NBA history when he poured in 81 against the Raptors.

8 – Julius Erving – Dr. J. is an easy pick for a top 10 spot on this. He was arguably the most exciting player of his time, thrilling crowds with his amazing dunking ability. However, unlike Vince Carter he also had plenty of individual and team success to go along with his showmanship. Erving currently sits fifth in career scoring, having poured in more than 30,000 points in his career. He has 4 MVP awards and 3 NBA Championship titles to his credit, and his legendary name is one of the most widely known and respected in all of sport.

7 – Oscar Robertson – This legend is the only player in NBA history to average a triple double over the course of an entire season. Yes, you read that right – he averaged a triple double, and in only his second season! That feat alone lands him a deserving spot high on this list. He won an NBA Championship, was the rookie of the year in 1961 and captured MVP honors in 1964. His career was relatively short compared to some on the list, but in the 1,040 games he played he racked up over 26,000 points and added almost 10,000 assists for good measure.

6 – Larry Bird – Larry Legend was one of the most clutch shooters to ever throw up a prayer. He played his entire career with the Boston Celtics and routinely faced off against arch-rival Magic Johnson and the L.A. Lakers in one of the greatest rivalries in professional sports. He led his Celtics to 3 NBA titles during his time there, twice earning NBA Finals MVP honors.

5 – Magic Johnson – It is only fitting that these two great rivals wind up back to back on the list. However, as much as it might burn Bird, Magic has to get the nod in the rivalry. His 5 NBA Championships trump Bird’s three, and Magic also captured one more NBA Finals MVP nod with 3. He also captured three regular season MVP honors just to further cement his legend. A big man at 6′ 8″ tall with the explosiveness and speed of a six footer, and an uncanny passing ability that seemed like he had eyes in the back of his Magic was almost impossible to defend and had the rare ability to make every one of his teammates better.

4 – Bill Russell – Bill Russell was a winner, pure and simple. He played only 13 seasons in the NBA and won a staggering 11 championships. He scored over 14,000 points during his Hall of Fame career, but it was his incredible defensive abilities that made him such a legend. Russell pulled down over 21,000 rebounds over his career, and is the only player besides Wilt Chamberlain to grab more than 50 rebounds in a single game.

3 – Kareem Abdul-Jabbar – It feels almost criminal to put the highest scoring player in NBA history, with more than 38,000 points at third place on this list. Add the 6 NBA Championships and the 6 MVP awards and the notion becomes even harder to believe. This is more a tribute to the incredible careers of the two men ahead of him than a snub of Kareem though. The 7′ 2″ center was nearly indefensible, using his signature skyhook to score with relative ease over even the tallest defenders. Together, he and Magic absolutely tore up the league, and if not for Larry Bird and the Celtics there is no doubt this legendary athlete would have even more hardware in his trophy case.

2 – Wilt Chamberlain – With only 2 NBA Championships on his resume, “Wilt the Stilt” didn’t enjoy the team success that Kareem, Magic, Duncan, Shaq and Kobe have. However, he did win 4 regular season MVP titles, as well as an NBA Finals MVP award. All that being said it is his incredible dominance that lands him the #2 spot on this list. He once scored 100 points in a single game! He once grabbed 55 rebounds in a game. In his rookie season he averaged 27.0 rebounds per game. In 1961-62 he averaged more than 50 points a game. Most players go their whole career without scoring 50 in a game once! Yes, it was a different era, but I can only measure players by their dominance in the era in which they played, and nobody before or since was able to dominate like Chamberlain could.

1 – Michael Jordan – Though I fully expect to face some heavy criticism for some of my choices on this list of the top 40 best NBA players of all time this is one pick that should be met with almost universal agreement. Jordan won 6 NBA Championships and was the NBA Finals MVP for all 6 victories! He was voted regular season MVP on 5 occasions, and led the league in points 11 times. He wasn’t all offense either – his defensive game was almost as good, earning him 9 First Team All-Defensive Team nods as well as a Defensive Player of the Year award. Had he not retired for two seasons the Bulls would almost certainly have won 8 NBA titles in a row in the 90s which would put them in the conversation with Bill Russell’s Celtics as the greatest NBA team ever. There is so much more that can be said about this amazing athlete, but I’ll leave it at that. Good luck catching this guy, LeBron, you’re going to need it.